Ralfghanistan

Ralfghanistan is the country annexed by the RDA during The Great Smiley War of 2017 where all the stupid and prisoner smileys live.

Produce
Ralfghanistan has no native crops except for kumquats. There are no animals in Ralfghanistan. Ralfghanistan is the leader in exportation of many goods. Below is the complete list of goods.

Products exported by Ralfghanistan

 * Hot Dogs
 * Pork
 * Beef
 * Chicken
 * Deer
 * Mutton
 * Dog Meat

Interestingly, the population of Ralfghanistan is rapidly decreasing as several Smileys living in close proximity to processing factories disappear every day. The RDA states that this is the work of a serial killer dubbed "The Smiley Killer" and that the government has no associations with these disappearances.